[tumblindice]

He rescues rats?
I told my wife on our first date that I had two .22 rifles and a lantern in the trunk and we were going to the landfill to shoot rats.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I told my wife on our first date that I had two .22 rifles and a lantern in the trunk and we were going to the landfill to shoot rats.

You have epic style.

[Hebrews 11:6]

I told my wife on our first date that I had two .22 rifles and a lantern in the trunk and we were going to the landfill to shoot rats.

That, sir, is hilarious! On my first date with my future wife, unaware that she owned and loved five cats, I explained my position (can't recall how the subject arose), which is (and remains) that all cats ought to be gunnysacked, taken out beyond the three-mile limit, and dumped.

Thirty years later, she ended up with one husband, two children, one grandchild so far, two dogs--and zero cats. Life is good!

[SoftballMominVA]

Reminds me of my husband - On one of our first dates, he took me out onto his deck (he lived way WAY out in the country, no neighbors for quite a ways away) and showed me his targets and said those magic words EVERY woman wants to hear "Ya wanna shoot a toilet seat?"

To his everlasting delight, I took the shotgun out of his hands and blew that sucker to Kingdom Come!

love.....it comes in all forms!