yarrrr!
The pow’r to tax is the pow’r to d’stroy!
What d’ ya warnt to d’stroy today, Matey?
yarrrrr...mite we d’stroy the arrrrlines? mite we to d’stroy the oil companies? mite we d’stroy evryone who works instead of loafs like a scurvy dog?
yarrrr...so many choices...
Shiver me timbers, what’s that off the port bow?
Why it’s the richly laden “Nancy Pelosi”, ye blinkered scullery dog!
But that’s nothing but a stinking garbage scow on the horizon, are ye seein’ things, ye landlubber?
Listen matey, she’s worth untold millions in stolen gold! That’s she’s anything but a thing of beauty is just a disguise!
Then hard a-starboard and stand by to lay down a broadside, me hearties! Ye want something to destroy, then lay to and prepare for action! Yarghhh!!