Then next it will be anti-pointed sticks.
“Then next it will be anti-pointed sticks.”
Sharpened pencils, man; they’re going to ban sharpened pencils. Brits will be doing all their writing with chalk and crayons.
Nope, rocks are next. After decrying the British "knife culture", yobs and yutes are turning to rocks to bash people with. Some woman became a hero recently when she chased off the yutes attacking her husband. They were smashing him in the head with rocks, and she used the broom end of the broom to chase them away.
If she used the handle-end of the broom like a spear, she'd probably be in jail.
I have no doubt that the criminal element in England could use nerf bats as weapons. That means honest citizens would have to turn in their nerf toys to help fight the "nerf culture".