Waht a douche.
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I shant ever memorize anything again. Obviously, spending your life memorizing things others have written causes dementia, and general stupidity.
I guess this is proof that ANYBODY can do it.
Here is the list of his work....not a blockbuster performance in the lot...what are the odds that in 43 tries...he remains....average....the perfect face of the vapid dems of the 1990’s.....
Smokin’ Aces (2006) .... Jack Dupree
... aka Mi$e à prix (France)
Hollywoodland (2006) .... George Reeves
Clerks II (2006) .... Gawking Guy
Man About Town (2006) .... Jack Giamoro
Surviving Christmas (2004) .... Drew Latham
Jersey Girl (2004) .... Ollie Trinke
Paycheck (2003) .... Michael Jennings
Gigli (2003) .... Larry Gigli
Daredevil (2003) .... Matt Murdock / Daredevil
... aka Daredevil: A Daring New Vision (USA: director’s cut (DVD title))
The Third Wheel (2002) .... Michael
The Sum of All Fears (2002) .... Jack Ryan
... aka Anschlag, Der (Germany)
Changing Lanes (2002) .... Gavin Banek
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) .... Holden McNeil / Himself
Daddy and Them (2001) .... Lawrence Bowen
... aka Daddy & Them (USA: DVD box title)
Pearl Harbor (2001) .... Capt. Rafe McCawley
... aka Pearl Harbour (UK: promotional title)
“Saturday Night Live” .... Donnie Bartalotti (1 episode, 2001)
... aka NBC’s Saturday Night (USA: first season title)
... aka SNL (USA: informal title)
... aka SNL 25 (USA: alternative title)
... aka Saturday Night (USA: second season title)
... aka Saturday Night Live ‘80 (USA: sixth season title)
... aka The Best of Saturday Night Live (USA: rerun title)
- Conan O’Brien/Don Henley (2001) TV episode (uncredited) .... Donnie Bartalotti
Bounce (2000) .... Buddy Amaral
Joseph: King of Dreams (2000) (V) (voice) .... Joseph
Reindeer Games (2000) .... Rudy
... aka Deception (UK) (USA: working title)
SNL Fanatic (2000) (TV) .... Jason
Boiler Room (2000) .... Jim Young
Dogma (1999) .... Bartleby
Forces of Nature (1999) .... Ben Holmes
200 Cigarettes (1999) .... Bartender
Shakespeare in Love (1998) .... Ned Alleyn
Armageddon (1998/I) .... A.J. Frost
Phantoms (1998) .... Sheriff Bryce Hammond
... aka Dean Koontz’s Phantoms (USA: complete title)
Good Will Hunting (1997) .... Chuckie Sullivan
Office Killer (1997) (scenes deleted) .... Man in Office
Chasing Amy (1997) .... Holden McNeil
Going All the Way (1997) .... Tom ‘Gunner’ Casselman
Glory Daze (1996) .... Jack
Mallrats (1995) .... Shannon Hamilton
“Lifestories: Families in Crisis” .... Aaron Henry (1 episode, 1994)
- A Body to Die For: The Aaron Henry Story (1994) TV episode .... Aaron Henry
“Against the Grain” .... Joe Willie Clemons (8 episodes, 1993-1994)
- Two Minute Drill (1994) TV episode .... Joe Willie Clemons
- A House Is Not a Home (1993) TV episode .... Joe Willie Clemons
- Don’t Be a Stranger (1993) TV episode .... Joe Willie Clemons
- The Buck Stops... There (1993) TV episode .... Joe Willie Clemons
- Pilot (1993) TV episode .... Joe Willie Clemons
(3 more)
Dazed and Confused (1993) .... Fred O’Bannion
“Almost Home” .... Kevin Johnson (1 episode, 1993)
... aka The Torkelsons: Almost Home
- Is That All There Is? (1993) TV episode .... Kevin Johnson
School Ties (1992) .... Chesty Smith
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) (uncredited) .... Basketball Player #10
Daddy (1991) (TV) .... Ben Watson
... aka Danielle Steel’s ‘Daddy’ (USA: complete title)
Field of Dreams
“Thou shalt have no Gods before me.”
These mutts never learn.
Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.
Affleck is a moron.
I could puke...But, I think I’ll save it for a latter time when I know will soon be worth it.