O RLY?
lol
They could run everything through a potato ricer before feeding it to him, no x-rays involved.
Or serve him nothing but liquids (Gatorade and tomato soup, for instance, with chicken bullion powder).
There are many ways to comply with his demands.
Smiling at you...now, that sounds like a plan.
Seriously though, in my opinion it’s just typical AQ global whining.