Military probes mystery blast in Arctic[Canada]

CanWest News Service ^ | 07 Aug 2008 | Ed Struzik

[Soliton]

Whale freedom fighters killed in a work accident.

[BGHater]

Speaking of Whales, classic Whale blowup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Does Georgia have any subs?”
No. But they do have exploding peaches.

[headsonpikes]

“Dey useee dem Dupont Lures (half stick of dynamite) fo’ sure”.

Up here we call ‘em “CIL Willow Leafs”

Unsurprisingly, Canadian Industries Limited is the historical provider of explosives in the GWN.

[Kenny Bunk]

Ben, I am withdrawing Guilty Plea.

This was obviously a Muslim Whale Bomb Shop Accident. Been some problems. Female Muslim Whales claim the explosive vest makes'em look fat.

[Gator113]

Sounds like dynamite fishing to me ( AKA blast fishing), only in a very big way.

[crusty old prospector]

Fo 'sho Boudreaux, dem whales blowed up real good.

[Random Access]

Just about my favorite all time bumper sticker read....

"Nuke a homosexual Iranian Whale for Jesus"

[aragorn]

Did they roll 2D20 for discovery?

Shouldn't it be 2D10 (percentile)?

Aragorn - Master of the Arcane

[MortMan]

off to the dungeon with you!!!

[UCANSEE2]

Why just the other day they were talking about the recent discovery of numerous volcanoes under the polar ice.

There are tons of volcanoes on the ocean floor.

I wonder what would cause an explosion and belching of dark clouds of gas?

[Kenny Bunk]

Thank you for not saying a "Queer" Iranian Whale.

While you are not quite there yet, you are well on the road toward politically correct speech patterns. Please stay away from the HR Department until I certify the completion of your progress toward that worthy goal: Total PC!

Before saying anything for the rest of the day, stop and think

"What would Obama say?"

[Publius6961]

Maybe they ought to issue Innuit hunting parties cameras, or the Canadian Rangers will be chasing flying saucers before long.

... I want to believe...

[Squawk 8888]

Canada bought the Auroras in the late 1970s as replacements for the Argus patrol planes.

[colorado tanker]

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

[listenhillary]

Maybe the whales were gay?

You would have had to see the bumper sticker...

[ErnBatavia]

Hugh finally fell thru the ice?

[Bender2]

BUMP for later read

[atc23]

Look at that. Arthur March and DoughtyOne on the same thread. I remember those two from the heady days of the breaking Lewinsky scandal. The traffic shut FR down for the entire first weekend. I so miss Big Bill!

[Delmont]

My thoughts exactly Mr Bata-via. Eiher Hugh, like you mentioned , or perhaps they had enough of Rick’s whining and took him up and then blew up his body with dynamite.

But do not underestimate our friend Drew, he may have finally been allowed to haul something and he was either hauling high explosives or gasoline and looked in the tank, using his cifarette lighter for light.