[Tax-chick]

You made a good observation, really. It’s like the way that nobody ever claims to be the reincarnation of a hog farmer who died from trichinosis at age 19. Why fake something that’s as boring as your real life?

[colorado tanker]

There was an impostor here busted a few years ago. He was pretty good at it and got lots of invitations to talk at schools.

The latest impostor turned up last week and was pretty funny. He claimed to be a Longmont detective and would turn up in porn shops demanding free porn to screen for underage performers.