“Convention chairperson; “The chair recognizes the representative from Chappaquiddick.”
Ha, ha, priceless! If only it would happen...
I stole it.
Back in the 70s, National Lampoon(?) had that as a caption on a cartoon. It showed the chairman with gavel raised as a seaweed bedecked, dripping spectre in a torn dress with a ‘Chappaquiddick’ sign struggled toward the podium from the convention floor.