"Sarrahcuda"

Freepers, I humbly submit this night the first song parody I have ever had the courage to share on FR.

Tonight Sarrahcuda impreseed the h3ll outta me. Like many of you other crusty big nard-nosed buys, when she spoke I cried. Clarity! Conviction! … and without apologetics! We have needed her for a long, long, time.

... the name “Sarrahcuda" kept going through my head and this song parody of Heart’s “Barracuda” would simply not leave me alone until I brought it to fruition.

I should preface this with a few words. I am a lifelong musician and writing parodies is one of my personal pleasures. I almost never share them. There is MUCH more that could be said in this song – volumes more that could be said about Sarah and the forces which we must defeat if our Nation is to survive another decade. It is not my goal, however, in writing a parody, to exhaust the topic in the space of one song. It is rather my goal to make the parody as musically “clean” as possible when compared directly with the original, and then secondarily to deliver the message in a way as meaningful as possible. A well-written parody could be sung easily to the original soundtrack so that someone who isn’t really paying much attention might miss it altogether. To that end, I try to preserve the length or the piece, the rhythm of the lyrtics, and the most important high points and ‘signature’-hook moments. Every tiny way in which the parody deviates from the original reduces its sort of cleverness factor. In fact my proudest parody is one in which all through the entire first verse I only changed ON E word from the original, and it cast the entire verse into a WHOLE me meaning. (it was in the last line,t oo.. so it was a major surprise.

Anyway, with that, I encourage you to go lookup the Heart lyrics and stack them up to these. FRiends, I hope at the least that some of you are mildly amused by my latest work, “Sarrahcuda”

No this ain't the end, we’ll see you again in fact I think you’ll win our nation back A smile like the Sun, you’ve only begun it’s true, we’ve put our faith in you

They will lie about you through their teeth CBS, CNN, ABC But you’ll have them down, down, down, down on their knees Now, won't you? Sarrahcuda!

Snob Hollywood, they’re up to no good The liberal elite out of touch with you & me but you know right from wrong, with family so strong you put them all to shame.

You’re the REAL thing, they best learn that quick our lovely pit bull wearing lipstick Girl, you make, make, make, make those libtards sick Oooooooo - Sarrahcuda!

"Raise those taxes!" Obama said just to hear him hurts my head for sure ... I think you got the real cure.

’cross the country people wait to hear you and “Plugs” debate You’ll show the world what’s true – he’s one silly fool!

(fade guitar outtro)

Sorry, I thought I’d have a chance to edit.
Here it is with proper spacing:

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No this ain’t the end, we’ll see you again
in fact
I think you’ll win our nation back
A smile like the Sun, you’ve only begun
it’s true, we’ve put our faith in you

They will lie about you through their teeth
CBS, CNN, ABC
But you’ll have them down, down, down, down on their knees
Now, won’t you?
Sarrahcuda!

Snob Hollywood, they’re up to no good
The liberal elite
out of touch with you & me
but you know right from wrong, with family so strong
you put them all to shame.

You’re the REAL thing, they best learn that quick
our lovely pit bull wearing lipstick
Girl, you make, make, make, make those libtards sick
Oooooooo - Sarrahcuda!

“Raise those taxes!” Obama said
just to hear him hurts my head
for sure ... I think you got the real cure.

’cross the country people wait
to hear you and “Plugs” debate
You’ll show the world what’s true – he’s one silly fool!

(fade guitar outtro)

Think (think) think (think) think (think)
think (think) think (think) think (think)