[weegee]

Where is the prosecution of the Mayor of Chocolate City?

[Augustinian monk]

Watch it. He earned those ribbons at the battle of Katrina.

[PLMerite]

I swear I think you have to be trying to pass yourself off as legit.

Unless he’s pretending to be in Gen. Gaylord’s Homosexual Battalion (they’re *very* disciplined) or something...

(Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers reference)