Charge ‘em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It’s amazing how it grows!
Master of the house?
Isn’t worth my spit!
Comforter, philosopher
and lifelong shit!
...
Everybody raise a glass!
Raise it up the master’s ass!
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
Thanks, Doug. I had fun with this one. :)