GOOD NEWS! ALIEN SWITCHES ENDORSEMENT TO McCAIN!

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[uglybiker]

OCTOBER SURPRISE: ALIEN ENDORSES MCCAIN!

Posted on Monday, November 3rd, 2008
By Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.

With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.

Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.

Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.

At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious intergalactic lightweight. Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms.

This is not the first time the Alien, who sources say is no prude, has been in political “hot water.” During the 2004 election he was photographed in a hot tub with Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry. As the Alien is now married with children the release of these photos could be devastating for him.

What impact this news will have on the election has yet to be determined. Swing state voters, who will decide this election, have the highest rate of alien abductions and UFO sightings and are known to vote in accordance with supernatural forces.

[uglybiker]

Swing state voters, who will decide this election, have the highest rate of alien abductions and UFO sightings and are known to vote in accordance with supernatural forces.

[Diogenesis]

[icwhatudo]

API has competition!

[jmcenanly]

McCain did serve aboard the U.S.S. Enterprisewhile Obama got his Senate seat by doing something very underhanded to Jeri Ryan.

[AdvisorB]

Aliens are saying V for a McCain Victory.

[edcoil]

So now it’s just up to the Steelers.

[tumblindice]

I remember this guy: he gave Willie a `shiner’ in a fistfight over Hillary about ten years ago.

[Mr. K]

is it just me or does anyone else think Cindy McCain is going to be the hottest First Lady in history

[McGruff]

But what about those early voters?

[skinkinthegrass]

dangit!....where did I put my Aluminum foil beanie?

[skinkinthegrass]

dangit!....where did I put my Aluminum foil beanie?

[Gumption]

Something smells here. Follow the cheese.

[UCANSEE2]

[KevinDavis]

Well whoever the Alien backs the candidate, the candidate tends to win..

[KarlInOhio]

However, the prize endorsement went the other way two weeks ago.

Bat Boy endorsement goes to Obama, secures mutant vote

[purplelobster]

The Alien has been an accurate barometer of the national mood in every past election. I don’t know how McCain/Palin can go wrong with the Alien in their corner.

[Chode]

good, now i can sleep in peace tonight...