GOOD NEWS! ALIEN SWITCHES ENDORSEMENT TO McCAIN!

WEEKELYWORLDNEWS.COM The World's Only Reliable News! ^ | November 3rd, 2008 | Reginald Cunningham III

[tumblindice]

I was mulling over Bat Boy’s mutant endorsement of Obama while parked on the comfy chair in my Fortress of Solitude, mulling matters of great import....
As Billthedrill notes, Bat Boy is dead to me as well, BB sleeps with Fredo & the fishies.

[Cap74]

Whoops, I thought this article was going to be about his aunt. Sorry, carry on...

[Upstate NY Guy]

OK but here's the downside:

Meanwhile at a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family!
During a Vote for Change rally, Michelle spoke about her passion for helping American families thrive. “While I was hesitant in the beginning, I’ve decidedly to support my husband’s policies and feelings towards mutant-Americans, and embrace a new member of our family! Come on up, Obatma!”

The crowd jumped to their feet and cheered as Obama’s half-human half-bat half-brother, little Obatma, scurried up the stairs to embrace Michelle.
While incapable of human speech, he did shriek loudly into the mic, causing one of the speakers to blow out.
Political analysts believe Michelle’s show of tolerance and love will bring any undecided mutants and mutant-sympathizers to the Democratic side.

[Finny]

Now, dammit, I’m NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH at that!

[arthurus]

Speaking of aliens and stuff, George Noory had that lawyer Berg on last night. Berg gave a very convincing presentation. I was surprised he was on because I had the impression that Noory favored Hussein, if anyone. Berg has taken it to the USSC. Unfortunately Souter was the proper Justice to go to and I cannot imagine Souter taking the the case for the Court, if only because he does not want to jeopardize his social standing with the possible Hussein administration.

[BenLurkin]

I still have the original full issue of this:

[nonliberal]

Someone needs to put Looter Guy in there.

[FrustratedGOPmember]

Is he a LEGAL or ILLEGAL (space)ALIEN? Build a FENCE (around the earth!!)

Now back to important news!!