eHarmony Says OK to Same-Sex Matches (Sort of) [Court Mandated]

NBC 11 ^ | Wed, Nov 19, 2008

[nickcarraway]

Online dating service eHarmony is adding another personality trait to its 29 dimensions of computability.

The California-based company will begin providing same-sex matches under as part of a settlement with New Jersey's Civil Rights Division.

Garden State resident Eric McKinley filed a complaint against the online matchmaker in 2005.

[edzo4]

may I suggest eSODOMY

[mnehring]

eBuggery?

[ilgipper]

I love when government dictates how a private company should run. What bad can come from it?

[WayneS]

or how about... eHOMONY

[MrB]

They’re always trying to push in where they don’t belong, aren’t they?

[techcor]

New Jersey's Civil Rights Division.

What a bunch of eHoles. Come to think of it eHarmony can name their new site that.

[WayneS]

Hey, not bad!

[neodad]

Having met my wife on eHarmony, this is a joke. People complain about their fees now. How much will people pay for a service that has no confidence it will work?

[albie]

The guy that founded e-harmony s a Christian. He did it to legitimately get singles together without the "one night stand" BS that comes with other sites. IT'S HIS PRIVATE BUSINESS! He should be able to continue w/o such interference. Our freedoms are eroding very quickly. The speed of erosion will quicken in 2 months.

[scottinoc]

I met my wife on eHarmony. This is a travesty. How many hundreds of websites are available to hook up with any sex or species on the planet? This whole thing is an attack on Christianity, pure and simple. No other reason for this lawsuit.

[MrB]

You can get four times the seating at the bar if you turn the barstools upside down.

[17th Miss Regt]

I would also post a disclaimer saying that there is no guarantee that a gay partner match will be compatible at all as the matching method was developed for heterosexual couples.

[BykrBayb]

“Fudge Pickers?”

[edzo4]

eSodomy personality profile test.

Question 1. Are you a man?

Question 2. Are you attracted to men?

eSodomy has found 1 million matches

[messierhunter]

Bingo, thank you! Christian businesses will be the first to fall under tyranny as they are the most vulnerable. Churches will eventually be forced to participate at some level or face consequences as well.

[WayneS]

Hey! They removed my sick, twisted, demented and homo-phobic joke! What’s the deal?

[MrB]

eSodomy has found 1 million matches
and your closest local public park or rest area is

One
Point
Two
Miles
East

[MeanWestTexan]

eSodom

or

eGommorah.com