[Eric in the Ozarks]

Twilight Zone exhibit 1:
An affidavit from Grandma Olsen, age 77, who still sports a "Wellstone!" sign in her St. Louis Park front yard. Grandma Olsen still consumes a pack of Lucky Strikes every day...

[muawiyah]

Get her a gross load of cartons of Lucky Strikes over there quick. That ol’gal may have seen her last election eh!