[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I’ve said for years that Gore could do a lot to curb global warming by simply shutting his cake-hole.

BTW, it appears a few of you don’t realize the above article is satire. :)

[Freedom Dignity n Honor]

No No! We need all those windbags to keep on spewing out that hot CO2! It's good for the rain forests, trees, grass, flowers, etc., which then put out more O2 for us to breathe.

We just have to educate people about what CO2 is good for.