Posted on 12/18/2008 8:57:54 AM PST by Red Badger
Start by killing more Christmas trees today!
Split atoms, not wood.
Except...didn’t the little Ice Age start in the 1200s? Wasn’t that why the Vikings had to abandon Greenland?
Theories based on conjecture based on broken models. Why is this superstitious faith-based articled called “science”?
Correct. The Little Ice Age started circa 1270 - 1300, and lasted until 1850.
Damn that Al Gore and his "carbon credit" idiocy.
Look what he's done. It's - 40 out when it should be only -11. He and his tree planting enviro geeks have brought on an ice age...
As for these so called "Scientists", it's a JOKE to consider that all the "reforested land" was somehow "aboriginal farmland". How about reforestation after recession of the great ice age? Carbon in lakes and sub souls? How about thousands of years of forest fires burning out of control year after year?
Or did Aboriginals have giant flying pelicans that they used for water bombers?
Don’t let facts get in the way of hysteria.
Also notice the attempt to blame the Little Ice Age on the evil white man!
These so called 'enviro-mental "scientists" have seen how easy it was to make the sheeple believe in "Gore-bull warming", that they now feel they can say anything, no matter how ridiculous, and it will be accepted without question.
http://www.marshall.org/pdf/materials/268.pdf
In case you do not like to read scientific stuff, I can give you a synopsis:
“I heat up; I cool down . . . I got the music in me.”
OR, “Hey, we can be no more certain about any of this than anyone else can.”
I also heard something on the radio today that heating causes water vapor to rise, which then turns into ice crystals which then form clouds, which then block the sunlight, which then cause cooling, which then causes a decrease in rising water vapor, which then causes fewer clouds, which then causes more sunlight to reach the Earth's surface, which then causes heating, which then causes water vapor to rise. . . .”
It's weird! Creepy even. It's like there is this CYCLE thing that is going on with the weather.
I guess no one can control the Sun, water, air, Earth, so they better control the people? Makes perfect sense to me.
OK, let me understand this: Columbus discovers some Caribbean islands in 1492. This causes a massive pandemic which in eight years kills off enough people to allow massive reforestation of abandoned farms and causes the Little Ice Age.
They should cut to the chase and just blame it on Karl Rove.
Actually, increased cloud cover causes "global warming" especially in regions north and south of the equator(where "scientists" are crying about arctic ice melting when it's -50 outside). Water vapor (cloud cover) traps heat and prevents it from radiating out into space as fast as it does on clear cloudless days. In the arctic, it's always warmer during overcast days and especially nights, while a clear sky always results lower daytime temperatures, and rapid temperature drops when the sun dips below the horizon. You'd think this simple to see radiant loss of heat would be proof enough to these "scientists" that co2 does NOT cause global warming, that the strength of solar radiation does. The earth looses heat rapidly to space, and that the only "greenhouse gas" out there is water vapor, which is ironically an element "missing" from their computer models.
But, but, I thought trees are good and noble and must be planted and preserved, above human life!
Yet another pseudo-scientific theory that further muddies the clarity of the debate, I’m afraid.
Nearly every environmentalist is a Luddite and a Malthusian............
Here’s some more disturbing news: recycling plants are among the largest generators of pollution.
It gets cold
I cut down trees, build fires to stay warm
Deforestation takes place
It gets warm
I don't cut down trees to stay warm
Reforestation takes place..........
Just like we’ve always said, it’s cyclic!............
I think you are making a too logical assumption. :)
It should be “All environmental wacko theory is built on the idea that there are too many OF YOU people.”
The ones stating the theory don't factor themselves into what they are saying
What do you stand unter to get out of the sun on a hot sunny day? A tree! Isn't the sand cooler o your feet under the shade of a palm tree than the sand in the direct sun?
Therefore, trees cause global cooling. All that forest cover prevents rocks from warming up during the day and radiating their heat at night, keeping cavemen warm.
Here's a better theory. Aboriginals caused the massive deforestation spoken of in this article. they chopped down all the trees so that their caves would stay warmer.
When white man came, they planted trees around their homes they made out of all that lumber the aboriginals left laying around, plus the white man burnt it in wood stoves inside their wooden homes. The caves become cooler because of all the trees white man planted, causing aboriginals to make wig-wams and tee-pees and make fires of their own inside them to keep warm.
The first aboriginal "sweat lodge" was discovered after an aboriginal pee'd on the hot rocks around his fire because it was too hot in his wig-wam. He created a "sauna" and had "spiritual dreams" as he slept in that urine steam.
See how easy it is to create a plausible theory?
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