[gov_bean_ counter]

Y’all need to get some laws in place NOW to keep them from voting in local elections until they’ve been assimilated.

Afraid we'll have to start with the basics...

This is a grit.
Unsweetened tea is not served in this establishment.
Eating fried chicken or ribs with a fork is a misdemeanor offense.

[Islander7]

“...This is a grit.
Unsweetened tea is not served in this establishment.
Eating fried chicken or ribs with a fork is a misdemeanor offense....”

That’s a good start.

Teach your kids to say ‘Yes Sir’ and “No ma’am’, ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you’.
The Rebel flag is part of history, not a racist emblem. (It is usually flown to piss off liberals.)
Shoes are optional from April until late October.
Nobody gives a damn how you do things up north.