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Report: CIA Uses Little Blue Pills to Entice Afghan Warlords
FoxNews.com ^
| Friday, December 26, 2008
Posted on 12/26/2008 5:02:02 AM PST by Joiseydude
In an effort to win over fickle warlords and chieftains in Afghanistan and get information from them, CIA officials are handing out Viagra pills in exchange for their cooperation, the Washington Post reports.
"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people - whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra," an agency operative, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told the Post.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; cia; islam; jihad; muslimmen; taliban; viagra
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To: Joiseydude
Afghani boys and goats are going into hiding.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:05:28 AM PST
by
Wage Slave
(Good fences make good neighbors. -- Robert Frost)
To: Joiseydude
Next they’ll give them quaaludes to make the goats more “friendly”.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:06:09 AM PST
by
samtheman
To: Joiseydude
Not a smart move.....you want more terrorists? Good long term thinking by the CIA once again.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:07:53 AM PST
by
badpacifist
("Blessings come from God and He don't bless what he is against" ...Mrs Ray Charles)
To: Wage Slave
Pretty much what I thought too.
Poor goats.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:08:45 AM PST
by
Joe Boucher
(An enemy of Islam)
To: Joiseydude
PETA files suit on behalf of endangered goats.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:14:22 AM PST
by
atomic conspiracy
(Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
To: Joiseydude
What a surprise (not) that Afghan “warlords” are inadequate.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:17:22 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the LORD alone will be exalted in that day." (Is. 2)
To: samtheman
Note to Afghan warlords- make sure that you give the right pill to the goat. Remember- it’s the blue one for the goat. You take the other one.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:20:42 AM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Joiseydude
I guess the CIA will use whatever they have to on the little pricks.
To: Joiseydude
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:25:59 AM PST
by
6SJ7
(Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
To: Joiseydude
When Afghan warlords are giving you a hard time. Give them a hard time right back.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:29:36 AM PST
by
70th Division
(I love my country but fear my government!)
To: Joiseydude
They should let them chose between a red pill and blue pill.
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:35:24 AM PST
by
Tribune7
(Obama wants to put the same crowd that ran Fannie Mae in charge of health care)
To: Tribune7
One pill makes you larger,
and one pill makes you small.
And the pills Mother gives you
don't do anything at all.
To: Joiseydude
Poor nanny goats will have to pay for this..
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posted on
12/26/2008 5:45:51 AM PST
by
org.whodat
(Conservatives don't vote for Bailouts for Super-Rich Bankers! Republicans do!)
To: Joiseydude
Modify them such that they cause sterilization. In a non-generation or two, the problem will resolve itself.
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posted on
12/26/2008 6:07:14 AM PST
by
MarkT
To: Riley
Note to Afghan warlords- make sure that you give the right pill to the goat. Remember- it’s the blue one for the goat. You take the other one.
ROTFLMAO!
"But will the goat respect me in the morning?"
"No, but you'll see the goat grin like never before!"
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posted on
12/26/2008 6:22:24 AM PST
by
mkjessup
To: Joiseydude
clearly their strategy is to hope that some warlord passes one on to OBL, and then they will find him walking into a medical clinic four hours later.
To: Joiseydude
They should be giving them Scopolamine.
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posted on
12/26/2008 7:00:47 AM PST
by
Bon mots
To: Joiseydude
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posted on
12/26/2008 7:11:02 AM PST
by
Bobalu
(McCain has been proven to be the rino flop I always thought he was.)
To: vetvetdoug
...CIA will use whatever they have to on the little pricks. Shall we assume no pun was intended?
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posted on
12/26/2008 7:21:51 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(Gun Control-:- like trying to control stray dogs by neutering veterinarians.- G. Jonas)
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