Posted on 01/05/2009 8:28:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Working today... very busy, but will be listening as Rush returns to his golden microphone!
Hope everyone had a great NEW YEAR!
Ready for the Maja Rushie
Rush is finally back bump. And there is no way he can possibly cover all the things that have happened while he was gone, but I hope he tries!
Now we can get back to abnormal around here. =)
Ready for Rush.
anyone know where I can listen to mark steyn on friday when he was filling in for rush.
Here ... 2009 ushers in a bullmarket in Popcorn.
That would probably take a Rush 24/7 membership to call up the earlier broadcast.
You can listen live over the Internet via various web sites of radio stations (690AM in Jacksonville, FL comes to mind), but you're subject to commercials and connectivity issues.
I don't know of any free archives of Rush's shows.
YIPEE!!!!!!!!!
Rush is BACK!!!!!!!!
And in 6 days, so is Jack Bauer!!!!!!!
Sllort stay away, I’m not in the mood............
Toilets still work?????
Use the word abnormal around me and this is what you get!
Any guesses as to how far into the first hour before he plays BTMN?
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Bad news ... Browns are seriously considering Mangini.
Just so he doesn’t play BQ!!!
Man, did I miss Rush. He’s certainly got a lot to talk about.
I haven’t heard any of the hosts today mention Richardson—I hope the Maharushie comments on it.
Anyone else listening to this cut on the dittocam stream?
Gore & Clinton & Natural Gas, hysterical
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