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A "You Suck" List Part Two ( Feel free to add yours to the list)
Townhall ^ | January 16,2009 | John hawkins

Posted on 01/16/2009 4:44:54 PM PST by SeekAndFind

More constructive criticism aimed at idiots who are too dumb to ever take it: (See part 1 here : http://townhall.com/columnists/JohnHawkins/2009/01/09/a_you_suck_list).

* America's colleges: Why is it that it seems like every former terrorist, communist, and kook with an IQ over 100 seems to be able to get a job teaching our kids in a university? Meanwhile, Jay Leno's show is out in the street interviewing people who think Fred Flintstone was our first President. What do we expect when our colleges are hiring moral degenerates like Ward Churchill and Bill Ayers to shape the minds of our college students?

* The Slanket: Is there a worse product in all of America than the Slanket? How much money do you need to have burning a hole in your pocket to look at a "blanket with arms" and say, "Oh yeah, I gotta have that!" In all seriousness, if you want a Slanket, grab your coat, turn it around backwards and put it on. Congratulations, you now have your very own Slanket!

* Sarah Palin Haters: Know who I really hate? Sarah Palin! I mean, who does she think she is trying to get ahead based on her abilities -- as opposed to moving up because she married the right man or because she's part of the right family? She's certainly no Hillary Clinton or Caroline Kennedy; that's for sure!

Plus, she isn't rich, she has never been to a Washington dinner party, and who ever heard of having a President who didn't go to Yale? That's just ridiculous, because as everyone knows, all wisdom either comes from Ivy League schools or from Inside the Beltway.

Moreover, obviously the woman is dumb as a rock -- which is quite a coincidence if you think about it, since liberals characterize every Republican who runs for President or Vice-President as either weird or dumb.

Worst of all, she actually excites conservatives and as the Republican Party's incredible winning streak at the ballot box lately proves without a shadow of a doubt, the key to electoral success is completely demoralizing your party's biggest supporters by selling them out on key issue after key issue that they care about.

* The New York Times: If an employee of our intelligence agencies gave the same data to Al-Qaeda or the Chinese that the New York Times publishes on its front pages, Americans would be clamoring to hang him for treason. Meanwhile, the Times is revealing that same classified information to the whole world so they can sell a few thousand extra copies of their failing newspaper. If you want to see Americans dead, you have few finer allies on the planet than the New York Times.

* Arnold Schwarzenegger: Few people better exemplify what's wrong with American politics than Arnold Schwarzenegger. He ran as a fiscal conservative and turned out to be a bigger spender than the guy he replaced. He ran as a Republican and yet he has governed to the left-of-center on almost every issue. He has been a complete and utter disaster for California; yet he's a political juggernaut because he has charisma and star power. Schwarzenegger just goes to show that you can have no principles whatsoever, be terrible at your job, and still be a stunning success in American politics if you're slick and shameless enough.

* John McCain: Let's see -- there was campaign finance reform, the Gang-of-14, amnesty for illegal aliens, his support of the global warming hoax, his desire to coddle terrorists at Gitmo, sucking up to the liberal press, backing the bailout -- and to top it all off, he lost the White House for the GOP in 2008 and then kept his mouth shut while his staff trashed Sarah Palin. Hey, John McCain, here's a suggestion: if you really want to put "Country First," the best thing you can do is retire in 2010 before you do any more damage.

* The Democrats in Congress: At its highest levels, the Democratic Party of Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, and Ted Kennedy has become so radical, so unmoored from reality, and so oblivious to the real world results of the things they support -- that they would literally turn America into a ramshackle, Third World sewer within a few decades if they were able to do anything they wanted. Granted, it would be a third world nation with government sponsored abortion on demand, but the Democratic Party can only continue to survive and thrive because of the very Christians, capitalists, and conservatives that they regularly disparage.

* Billy Mays: You got money? Good, then I will hawk your crap while I yell! Look at this product! It's the best ever! That's the Billy Mays guarantee! Call now! We'll double it! I'm not done yet! Buy now and get 11 free! Why am I still yelling!?!

Rough toilet paper with a picture of a puppy, angel, or teddy bear on the front: If you're going to sell rough tissue paper, you should have to take the picture of the fluffy bunny hugging an angel in a pile of feathers off the front of your packaging and replace it with a wire brush. That way, people will at least get a little truth in advertising.

* The "Europe Is So Wonderful" Crowd: There are so many people in this country who desperately want to turn the United States into Europe -- but, they never stop to ask: what's so great about Europe these days? Western Europe is full of nations with stagnant economies, sky high taxes, anemic militaries, below replacement birth rates, and they are in cultural turmoil. Britain is practically a police state. Immigrants in France burn cars for sport and Spain's population is halving every generation. Asking the United States to copy Europe makes about as much sense as putting Barney Frank and Chris Dodd in charge of fixing the mortgage crisis....uh, wait a second. Maybe that explains a lot.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: list; yousuck

1 posted on 01/16/2009 4:44:54 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

PART 1 of this “You Suck” list has a thread of its own here :

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2161488/posts


2 posted on 01/16/2009 4:47:36 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

*Everybody on NBC/MSNBC


3 posted on 01/16/2009 4:49:10 PM PST by clintonh8r (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing its idiot.)
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To: SeekAndFind

still a winner.


4 posted on 01/16/2009 4:49:28 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (revolution is in the air.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Never even heard of a “slanket.”


5 posted on 01/16/2009 4:49:37 PM PST by sionnsar (Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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To: SeekAndFind

Holly-weird.


6 posted on 01/16/2009 4:49:46 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: SeekAndFind

Bob “Fathead” Beckel


7 posted on 01/16/2009 4:58:11 PM PST by clintonh8r (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing its idiot.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Bravo


8 posted on 01/16/2009 5:02:43 PM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: SeekAndFind

Mexico.


9 posted on 01/16/2009 5:13:54 PM PST by Dr. Thorne (Buy Gold and Guns Now.)
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To: SeekAndFind

MNF on ESPN. Sucks. Big time. Inspired a tagline.


10 posted on 01/16/2009 5:16:23 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (ESPN MNF: 3 Putzes talking about football on TV while I'm trying to watch a game.)
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To: SeekAndFind

You know who really sucks? WE DO. We sit here and bitch and moan and watch while our beloved country is torn from under us. IT IS REVOLUTION TIME. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.


11 posted on 01/16/2009 5:16:50 PM PST by Hildy
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To: Hildy

>>IT IS REVOLUTION TIME. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.<<

Assuming you mean this for real, where and when?

All kidding aside, it IS coming and it will not be pretty. RINOs and LIBs won’t know what hit them.


12 posted on 01/16/2009 5:37:26 PM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners.)
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To: SeekAndFind

My boss


13 posted on 01/16/2009 5:44:00 PM PST by angcat ("When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe".)
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To: angcat

What sucks is every local taxing authority is raising taxes and fees. Nobody but nobody aims for fiscal responsibility.


14 posted on 01/16/2009 6:40:39 PM PST by Ciexyz (Downloaded Ann Coulter's "Guilty" to my Amazon Kindle for $9.99 - 67% discount.)
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To: SeekAndFind

The List:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=tqJUn8vJg1c

How is that?


15 posted on 01/16/2009 7:48:20 PM PST by do the dhue (They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. - One of General Abram's men)
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To: Hildy
Hey Hildy,

I see it as a Counterrevolution. The Revolution is occurring. Your media has been high jacked. Hollyweird has been high jacked. Your education system has been high jacked. Some Judges on the bench have high jacked the courts. And I would say a political party and maybe a second party has been high jacked. Why I say both parties is because of this video:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k6KUDv1wzraWhwlBt1

I believe the left was already taken over and they want to expand into the right. This video is from the 80s. I would say they have made headway with all the RINOs in our party.

This time, the Revolution is in the hearts and minds of the people. We have to find a way to demand better movies from Hollywierd. Take back the free press (talk radio and FNC proves there is a valid market for Conservative talk and Air Americas proves you couldn't pay people to listen to the babble). Find a way to demand better professors. Find a way to replace bad Judges. And maybe start a new party, or stand our ground and run the RINOs off our turf. We have to be careful with that because a RINO or two could give us the Majority back. That is the only thing good about a RINO too. I can't think of anything other then that.

I would love to dress up like an illegal alien and throw my smokes into the Boston Harbor the next time they raise cigarette tax. That would be fun. I would love to storm Capital Hill, that would be a site to see. But that aint the way it will happen. We have to take our Country back. Hold a Counterrevolution. They left wing thinking is old and tired and worn out from the 60s. Counter that thinking with God and Patriotism. Our kids should see how often our Forefathers referred to God in their writings. There is another side of the story that the left doesn't want people to see. I say that it is high time to hear what the truth is. I was surprised at how many times God was referenced at the Jefferson Memorial in DC. If they built a memorial to Jefferson, it would be a lot different. We need to understand what is going on today and demand better.

There is a reason our schools are a joke (like the article says, see Wart Churchill and Billy dabomber Ayers). There is a reason why the NY Times sucks. There is a reason the leaders of the demoratic party are loony (see Scary Reid and Nancy Peloser). There is a reason why you can point and laugh at the 9th Circus Court. There is a reason why Hollyweird sucks (see Ronald Reagan back in the late 50s or early 60s).

We have to counter the reason.

We have to teach people that there is another side of the story. The NY Times prints for the left. Since the beginning of the printing press, it printed for one party or the other. Today, most of our media is owned by the left. We have to teach people this.

We have to teach our children that the political rhetoric they will hear in College, doesn't mean it is correct. Evolution is still faith. There is no proof linking man to apes. Evolution makes a monkey out of you and me. Commies wish to remove God from public view so you pray to the guvment for help instead of praying to God. Evolution helps progress this way of thinking. Evolution is faith with out hope. We have to show our children that there is faith with hope in Yeshua.

We have to stop watching poor Hollywood movies. Only view good Conservative movies. Show them that there is money in the Right. I personally would just not view a single movie from Hollywood and then just watch the place rot. Maybe we should start Reaganwood.

As far as judges on the bench. We have to keep bad people from putting bad judges in place. I don't know the answer on how to do that.

As far as the demoratic party? I think it is a lost cause. Like a mule that broke its leg....

And the RNC? We just saw how to lose. Now, lets see what was different this time? How about having a mess of RINOs running the party and having a RINO as a candidate. We need real Conservatives in charge.

16 posted on 01/16/2009 8:31:56 PM PST by do the dhue (They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. - One of General Abram's men)
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To: Hildy

Here is a test for you Hildy...And I say this with all due respect...

Who do you think (by your call for revolution) should be killed, or run off first??? I am assuming that it is elected officials that should bear the brunt of our revolution???

Since an armed insurrection is what may make a few of us (including me, to a point) feel better somehow...I temper that with the knowledge that we have played the game for 230+ years peacfully with a system that gives us the opportunity to change things every two years...

Since that has not worked very well, I say it is because of anumber of factors that include the continued failure of the party leadership (in both major parties) to put up candidates that are up front about themselves and their agenda and positions on issues...

This website alone produces some fabulous discussions and people who are way more qualified than anyone I have seen elected in many years...And it is hard to get people like that to commit to the process...And I don’t blame them one bit...

As for when we lock and load and start making certain peoples live miserable...Name the time and place...Might as well get it over with...;-)

I’m willing ready and capable of doing anything I want to do...And in the meantime, I will be watchful and vigilant and ready to see if the next 21.5 months may produce a solid re-adjustment slate of people that can temper the frustrations we are all experiencing right now...

I had an idea that I would someday make a post like this back in 2004, in 2006, I got socked in the stomach, last year it was a sucker punch (so to speak) to the face...

In 2010, I am hoping we can counter-punch our way thru and reverse some of this garbage that seriously needs to be picked up and taken to the dump...


17 posted on 01/17/2009 4:37:11 AM PST by stevie_d_64
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To: sionnsar

18 posted on 01/17/2009 4:40:37 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hey, Obama! Where's my check?)
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To: Fresh Wind
Is there a worse product in all of America than the Slanket?

—How did those losers get Slankets in so many colors? The infomercial I see only has them available in three! LOL

19 posted on 01/17/2009 4:48:37 AM PST by Shqipo ((A new tagline is currently under construction))
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To: SeekAndFind

Barack Hussein Obama


20 posted on 01/17/2009 4:49:04 AM PST by DarthVader (Liberal Democrats are the party of EVIL whose time of judgment has come.)
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