"Ach der lieber....ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan
Potty tinks RINOS are pure crapola."
" Chonny and Wooty, you two RINOS bettah make udder plans.
Ai hear RINOS kin get jobs as Val-Mart greeters, Home Depot
paint mixers, McD's ketchop pumpers, unt vaiters at Ved Lopstah."
"Meshugannah, Kaleefurrneeyah ees bankrupt. Dat means
I gotda chainch my plans abat runnin for prezeedunt."
""Ai kiss anyboty's tookus to gets dah money to bailout Kaleefurrneya. "
" Mebee ai trow Maria off dah ski livt at Sun Valley.
Ai getda nashynal symputty ven anudder Kennedee goes kaputz."