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Chimpanzee Attack Revives Calls for Federal Primate Law
FOXNews.com ^
| Wednesday, February 18, 2009
| By Joshua Rhett Miller
Posted on 02/18/2009 7:49:11 PM PST by metmom
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Couldn't see that one coming. /s
"If you have a captive chimp and you're going to interact with him the way that [Herold and Nash] were, it's not 'if,' it's 'when' it will attack," Salmoni told FOXNews.com.
"If you interact with a chimpanzee like that for that long, it will eventually turn on you. There's no question."
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:49:11 PM PST
by
metmom
To: metmom
McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled....
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:49:59 PM PST
by
Rome2000
(Peace is not an option)
To: metmom
Obama and Bush most affected...
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:50:24 PM PST
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: metmom
They’ll take my chimp from my cold, dead hands.
To: metmom
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:50:53 PM PST
by
ConservaTexan
(February 6, 1911)
To: metmom
...this should have been put in place after the Kramer/Barry fight :o)
To: metmom
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:55:01 PM PST
by
Alter Kaker
(Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
To: metmom
So who will take care of Mike Tyson now?
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:55:33 PM PST
by
Boucheau
To: Alter Kaker
Red hot chimp love, baby!
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:56:07 PM PST
by
Boucheau
To: ConservaTexan
A case could be made that the chimp “went Muslim” in that the victim’s fingers were removed. Perhaps the victim had taken one of the chimp’s bananas, and the chimp merely imposed a Sharia Law penalty?
Eating the victim’s face seem a bit much, even for a Muslim, but still it is small change beside the usual Sharia Law neck cutting.
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:57:25 PM PST
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
To: metmom
Was the chimp Marandized? Were his civil liberties infringed? Was this a hate crime? Was he provided a footbath and prayer room? Was he ever water-boarded?
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posted on
02/18/2009 7:58:46 PM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: metmom
I imagine by law they mean human-primate marriage.
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posted on
02/18/2009 8:07:25 PM PST
by
mowowie
To: metmom
"If you interact with a chimpanzee like that for that long, it will eventually turn on you. There's no question."Sort of like twisting the dragons tail. A position we find ourselves in at present.
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posted on
02/18/2009 8:09:55 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: beaversmom
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posted on
02/18/2009 8:09:59 PM PST
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain inalienable rights.)
To: metmom
Chimpanzee Attack Revives Calls for Federal Primate Law... Well, that would clear out Congress pretty fast.
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posted on
02/18/2009 8:10:04 PM PST
by
bill1952
(McCain and the GOP were worthless)
To: mowowie
Humans are primates but these journalists will never let on.
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posted on
02/18/2009 8:10:38 PM PST
by
posterchild
(Endowed by my Creator with certain inalienable rights.)
To: metmom
There’s a big difference between a spider monkey and a chimpanzee.
Chimps are dangerous, most monkeys are just annoying.
To: metmom
That chimp had man boobs.
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posted on
02/18/2009 8:16:32 PM PST
by
Krankor
(Vitajex, whatcha doin' to me.)
To: metmom
Possession of a private primate is a prime privilege.
To: MediaMole
"Chimps are dangerous, most monkeys are just annoying."Why anyone would keep either as a pet escapes me. Each to his own I guess.
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posted on
02/18/2009 8:18:27 PM PST
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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