CNN Contributor: 'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex'

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[Sub-Driver]

CNN Contributor: 'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex' By Noel Sheppard Created 2009-03-01 19:30

Did you think listening to President Obama give his address before Congress on Tuesday evening was "like sex?"

Republican strategist and CNN contributor Alex Castellanos did, or at least that's what he admitted to John King on Sunday's "State of the Union" a friend said:

I think, as a friend told me once, that -- listening to Barack Obama give a speech is like sex. The worse there ever was, was excellent.

Honestly, when GOP strategists in the media begin talking this way, one has to wonder where the balance is going to come from in the coming years (video embedded below the fold with CNN produced transcript, h/t NB reader Greg477, file photo):

[Sub-Driver]

This adulation is becoming a sickness.....

[FlingWingFlyer]

It’s more like an enema to me.

[Texas Eagle]

Aural sex?

[driftdiver]

Hmmm doesn’t anyone on the Dims find this scary?

[Beloved Levinite]

I can’t take much more of this. (PUKE ALERT!)

[KarlInOhio]

Too many people got swept up in the moment and now we're punished with a presidency.

[humblegunner]

'Listening to Obama Give a Speech is Like Sex'

Yes.

It leaves with a feeling you need a shower.

[cripplecreek]

Sex with a goat?

[zlala]

The worse there ever was, was excellent.

I guess they are into masochism. Sorta a Rihanna and Chris Brown relationship.

[RightWingConspirator]

Obviously this guy is a pervert or else I don’t know what sex is.

[celtic gal]

These people are demented! Zero has no sex appeal at all...yuk..they made a big deal out of his droopy pecs and glorified his sort of 6 packs..he should never walk around like that on a Marine Base..they may start to snicker.

[max americana]

Sex with a $3 hooker from Tijuana, I guess. You get something for “free’ afterwards..

[HungarianGypsy]

Any guy who says what he did is just a lousy lover.

[Texas Eagle]

When I listen to Present Potato Head give a speech, I don't feel like I'm having sex.

Although I do feel like I'm getting screwed.

[Texas Eagle]

To Liberals, it's like having sex.

To Conservatives, it's like getting screwed.

[Entrepreneur]

Personally, I consider it more like a root canal retreatment (i.e., retreatment - a root canal squared).

Republican strategist and CNN contributor Alex Castellanos did

Huh? I think Alex should be added to the GOP do-not-call list. Ever.

[Raycpa]

Liberals must have really awful sex.

This may explain much.

[Toespi]

He has sex confused with rape.

[KeyLargo]

[jersey117]

When I look at Obama I seen an angry, radical, jive talkin’ con man. I find his speeches angry and dictatorial. He doesn’t look presidential and he certainly doesn’t fill the shoes of a Commander-in-Chief. The next 4 years can’t go quick enough for me.