This problem is somewhat self-limiting.
Somebody get the man some nitro...
How about this one, true story...years ago the chief of police in Madison,Wi put his service pistol in his OVEN for “safe keeping”. Needless to say someone later turned the oven on and the bullets went off. And yes, he was NOT fired for this. The libtards probably gave him a raise.
Keep an eye on this guy. He is a potential Darwin Award Winner.
Aspiring Darwin nominee?
I went out to the driveway and hit a handful of bullets with a hammer to try and duplicate this. It just kind of flatten them out. Never try that with cartridges however they might injure you.
Ya think alcohol might be involved?
Keep trying, dude.
I still prefer “Man shot in testicle by .22 LR cartridge used as replacement fuse in pickup truck”. With that one, you can almost hear the Deliverance music playing in the background.
Well the arty shells actually wouldn’t go off that way unless they were defective. The fuse doesn’t arm until the shell is fired. The high G force of the acceleration arms the fuse.
The guys loading the shells tend to miss the breech once in a while, especially after they get tired. They can bang the nose of the shell pretty hard when they miss while trying to chamber a round in a hurry.
From one of the greatest series of cartoons ever made, “Falling Hare.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l8mWGCeBu8
I was thinking of the one where he got drafted. By the end of the cartoon he was smacking bombs with a hammer to see if they were duds.