Look, if two people love... If two, um, creatures? Entities? Beings? Forget it, that’s just sick. Period.
Men, women, horses, dogs, mummies, life-sized dolls, birds, bees, flowers, and classic automobiles. Everybody and everything is entitled to officially get married with full federal and state benefits.
I ask you: Who are we to separate them from their dearly beloved? Who are we to judge?