[Sgt_Schultze]

We’d hear about this on Leno and Letterman if it was Palin’s brother, sister, uncle, aunt, cousin, neighbor, school teacher ...

[chuck_the_tv_out]

“if it was Palin’s brother, sister, uncle, aunt, cousin, neighbor, school teacher”

Even if it was Palin’s brother’s sister’s uncle’s aunt’s cousin’s neighbor’s school teacher.

[Levante]

“We’d hear about this on Leno and Letterman if it was Palin’s brother, sister, uncle, aunt, cousin, neighbor, school teacher ...”

...Dog, cat, rabbit, guinea pig, hamster, or parakeet.