Sorry. No. You must go to Austin. The dog though ...he can stay as long as he gets along with the 3 legged lab and the not so smart bull dog that lives here.
I am all heart-broke that my dog is good enough for you but not me.
Do you have room in your backyard for a 23 foot camper and four righteous conservatives, who homeschool, hunt and work hard?
I have my FReeper card ready to prove who I am.
(and my daughter would instantly want to adopt your three legged lab)