Brings up a story from my high school years.
My friend had gotten in trouble and we were being lectured by his dad in his living room. His dad was pacing back and forth, then finally exclaimed, “S.O.B.!”, to which my friend off his tongue replied, “Well you married her!”
Somewhere between realizing what he had said and his dad turning beet red with anger, we mad a mad dash for the door!
:-)
There’s the world’s worst tourist trap on I-95 at the NC/SC border named, oddly enough, South of the Border. The first sign you see of it (other than the seeming hundreds of billboards along I-95) is the private water tower with “S.O.B.” painted prominently upon it. Of course, as the family was driving south to Florida for a vacation, I (being in maybe the 3rd or 4th grade at the time) had to pipe up with, “Hey Dad, what does that mean?” I didn’t figure out until years later why he nearly ran off the road laughing.