I have some acres of what will soon be "subtropical" land available for immediate purchase.
It's just north of Fargo, ND...it is now, officially, "vacation" acreage.
It was offered at $19.83 per acre...and wasn't selling. Now, with the help of algore and his mock science, I can offer it for the incredibly cheap price of $192,399 an acre!
And I'm going to the bank to request some of that gummint money.....er.....I mean, a loan using my "vacation" property as collateral!
WWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ain't socialism a kick tho!?