I even found the Howard Keel version for the music link!
MAKE BELIEVE ("$9 TRILLION")
Tune: "Make Believe"
Only make believe "$9 trillion"
Only make believe it won't be more
We can hope, we can cope by pretending
Debt won't rise, debt won't grow, debt won't soar
Make believe the gap is shrinking
By a trillion bucks, or two or three
Maybe this is a change you'll believe in
But to tell the truth, not me!
Okay, I updated this NewsBusters blog with your parody. I described you as the “parodying pastor.” If you want a different description, let me know. I was going to put “parody pastor” but that would make it sound like you weren’t really a pastor.