[HighlyOpinionated]

PWNED.

Everything is PWNED by the rich banking cartel. There’s not even a sixth degree of separation. It’s all interlinked and WE are the only ones who don’t want to accept that as fact.

If we are going to be Free, we’ll need to Declare our INDEPENDENCE again.

The question is . . . HOW?

[The Comedian]

If we are going to be Free, we’ll need to Declare our INDEPENDENCE again.

The question is . . . HOW?

1) Remove rounds from box

2) Place rounds in magazine, bullet-end pointing the direction you want them to travel.

3) Rack slide (listen for satisfying "ker-chunk" sound indicating round is chambered)

4) Declare independence.

Caution: Skipping steps 1-3 will cause step 4 to be ineffectual.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.