Marked for later read... that’s long.
Now then, Dmitri, you know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. [pause] The BOMB, Dmitri! Well now, what happened is, uh, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well, he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little...funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I’ll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes...to attack your country
Its a good read; picked it up from /. earlier today.