No question, she's a marked improvement over 0dung0's linebacker of a wife! I really am trying to do him a favor and I'm sure that a battalion of SS can restrain her and give him the required presidential protection.
Mr. Pres_nt, I present you with the most experienced aid who doesn't have AIDS, equipped to serve (maybe, service?) you with a "mouth-watering" figure that puts Aphrodite to shame and you'll be able to eat (nah, you have a dirty mind) off the floor under your desk.
The only problem is that Monica will find out, real quick, about the queer story of the rumored bridge in your pants.
Good luck, Mr. President and God Save the Queen!
Gee, Mr. President, I almost forgot your battle cry:
DEATH TO AMERICA!!
OK, you are pushing for a time out, Mister! ;*)