To: Hegemony Cricket
My SIL once chose a restaurant solely on the fact that was 'Gun Free' the last, and I mean LAST, time we went out with her. She smugly asked what I would do without my 'gun' and I informed her that I could use the simple items on the table to kill her and half the people in the room before anyone could even dial 911.
She was not amused, but the rest of the table howled in laughter.
108 posted on
10/12/2009 10:51:35 AM PDT by
11Bush
To: 11Bush
Heh - at least you were able to refrain from informing her that you still had your ‘gun’. :-)
To: 11Bush
She smugly asked what I would do without my 'gun' and I informed her that I could use the simple items on the table to kill her and half the people in the room before anyone could even dial 911.Walking through Tampa airpot once. I was past security and near the gates, in a gift/souvenir shop, and noticed a coffee mug. A ceramic coffee mug, next to a glass beer mug. I started looking around the store, to see what else an evil minded person could use.
Incredible!
But hey, they've checked an 85 year old womans shoes to make sure she's not carrying a nail file.
128 posted on
10/12/2009 1:56:18 PM PDT by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: 11Bush
Just think, if someone did start shooting in the restaurant...your SIL would’ve made a good shield.
129 posted on
10/12/2009 2:04:50 PM PDT by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: 11Bush
She was not amused, but the rest of the table howled in laughter. Can't fix stupid, eh?
153 posted on
10/13/2009 2:33:51 PM PDT by
pray4liberty
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