Posted on 11/25/2009 3:23:27 PM PST by Doogle
Being a non-minority in Hartford was an exercise in patience and self control to say the very least when I lived there 20 years ago. Can’t imagine it today.
Is that your licence plate?
666-WWW ?
LOL...no, having had first hand experience with Code Pink people who take pictures of license plates at protests and post them on the Internet, I know better...:) I just photoshopped it and moved things around!
Umquam vigilant obviam liberale!
(always vigilant against liberals!)
Whoa, you had me worried for a second there!
LOL, good one.
I did it because I figured if I posted the picture where a liberal could see it, I might get their hair to stand on end.
I can see it now, three liberal, global warming, Obama worshiping junior high schoolers as they look at the picture of my car:
LIBERAL1: Hey! Look at this picture of this loser conservative’s car with his Bush/Cheney bumpersticker! He even has a cat! Heh...heh...
LIBERAL2: Huh. Oh, yeah. Hey...what is that other sticker to the right?
LIBERAL1: Eh. What about the, um, like, cat?
LIBERAL2: Dunno bout the cat. JEAN PAUL! Can you come in here and look at this?
LIBERAL3: What? Oh, that? Errr...it is an NRA sticker. They all got em.
LIBERAL2: Jeez. The NRA.
LIBERAL1: (looks worried, whispers to LIBERAL2) ...uhhh...what’s nra stand for?
LIBERAL3: (scowls at LIBERAL1) What a frikkin’ idiot. What do you do all day? It means National Rifle Association. They arm all the white supremacist militia groups, mostly in the midwest, but they got some out in the west.
LIBERAL1: Uh...well, I did hear my new girlfriend’s dad say something about the NRA. When I went over to the house to take her to the mall yesterday, she wasn’t ready so I had to talk to her dad. That sucked, but then he asked me if I had ever seen a “thirty eight special” before. I thought cool...he is going to show me his old car or something. Before he could show me, though, she came down and hit him really hard on the arm and screamed at him. I was like, WTF was that all about. He was laughing at her, then looked at me and said Hey, I was just getting to know your new boyfriend. He kept laughing, and she was pissed. She said something like him doing that every time, but I just couldn’t figure out what she was pissed about.
LIBERAL3: (speaks to LIBERAL2) Gawd. What a dope. That new girlfriend of his must be a real winner. If those two procreate, global warming will have nothing on them.
LIBERAL2: Hey guys...I just noticed the license plate...it says 666 then WWW.
LIBERAL1: OMG! THEY ARE SATAN!
LIBERAL3: AND THEY CONTROL THE INTERNET!
LIBERAL2: AND THEY ALL HAVE GUNS! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FADE TO BLACK
You get the idea...:)_
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