[TigerLikesRooster]

If it were Bill Clinton, he would have surrendered a lot more for a single blowjob. :-)

[TigerLikesRooster]

Ping!

[sodpoodle]

****The London Mayor’s No 2....***

Shoulda dropped him in the toilet!!!!

[April Lexington]

Ah, yes! The ol’ honey trap! Works every time!

[bmwcyle]

He woke to see all his documents strewn around - and the girl disappearing.

The oldest trick in the book.

[P.O.E.]

The elegance of China
They sent her to lie here on her back
But as she deeply moves me
She’d rather shoot me in my tracks

She was a Malaysian lady
She really came as no surprise
But I still did destroy her
And I will smash
Halo of flies

- Alice Cooper

[jimmyo57]

Did he rick her crit?

[Red Badger]

...and an hour later I did it again!.................

[marktwain]

“I think we had sex but in truth I can't remember.”

He does really stupid stuff, betrays his Friends and country, and doesn't even have a fond memory to show for it.

This is a classic example from the “Screwtape Letters”.

In the book, it is remarked that getting souls, while fine for Satan, is not the most pleasurable. The best is getting souls while giving nothing in return.

[NeoCaveman]

Yes, but did he want to do it again a half an hour later.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Ian Clement went up to his Beijing hotel room for sex with the secret service siren... but was drugged and came round hours later to find his room had been ransacked."

The dude is lucky to have escaped with both his kidneys ;-)

[Night Hides Not]

My favorite Warren Zevon verse while I was stationed in Germany:

I went home with a waitrees
The way I always do
How was I to know-oh-oh
She was with the Russians too?

Hmmm...I did have a relationship with a German waitress. I didn't see any Russian in any of the friends and family I was introduced to, and they never spoke Russian...only German. Whew!!!

[autumnraine]

“They told me about honeytraps and warned me that the Chinese secret service often use women to entice men to bed to get information. I didn’t think for one minute that I would fall for it.” “

No, as the beautiful woman was giving me attention that I had never gotten before because I’m not that attractive... I thought to myself, “There is NO WAY this could be that ploy that I was specifically told about a few days ago. Nooo, she’s so believable! She said she wants to love me long time!”

Sheesh, this guy is a moron.

[Cicero]

Well, this is unfortunate. So Boris Johnson, the Conservative who finally defeated Red Ken as Mayor of London, picked this jerk as his second in command. Nice. It really gives you new confidence in the ability of the Tories to straighten out the mess in England.

[helpfulresearcher]

Granted the guy is a jerk, but it is possible he was drugged from that first glass of wine at the reception. He was obviously targeted.

People in sensitive positions should not drink wine at all in places like that.

[razorback-bert]

I would have been wary, when I didn’t hear...bang bang two dollar...love you long time.