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Note to Tea Partyers: Wake Up and Smell the Coffee
Chicago Tribune ^ | January 19,2010 | Garrison Keillor

Posted on 01/20/2010 10:36:31 AM PST by prairiebreeze

The tea partiers are enjoying their day in the sun, but coffee is the beverage preferred by most Americans, and we don't have time to gang up and holler and wave our arms -- we prefer to sit quietly with coffee in hand and read a reliable newspaper and try to figure out what's going on in the world. Great heaps of dead bodies are moved by front-loaders and dumped, uncounted, unidentified, into open pits in a stricken country while people feast and walk treadmills on enormous cruise ships sailing a hundred miles off the coast en route to the Bahamas and Jamaica. That's the real world, not the paranoid hallucinations of the right.

The problem for Democrats right now is that nobody can explain health-care reform in plain English, 50 words or less. It's all too murky. The price of constructing this intricate web of compromises for the benefit of Republican senators (who then decided to quit the game and sit on their thumbs) is a bill with strange hair and ill-fitting clothes that you hesitate to bring home to Mother. Like all murky stuff, it is liable to strike people as dangerous or unreliable. And demagogues thrive in dim light.

The basic question is simple: Should health care be a basic right or is it a privilege for those who can afford it?

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Holy Scripture would seem to point us in that direction. And yet the churches, so far as I can see, have chosen to stay aloof from this issue. Churches that feed the hungry and house the homeless dare not offend the conservatives in their midst by suggesting that we also tend the sick.

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Garrison Keillor stamping his feet and cursing at everthing from Tea Partyers, to churches, to Rush, to the cruise line industry which for some inexplicable reason should stop operating around Haiti because of the earthquake.

Say what??

Go drone into a tape recorder somewhere, Garrison. The MA voters spoke loud and clear.

1 posted on 01/20/2010 10:36:32 AM PST by prairiebreeze
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To: prairiebreeze
The basic question is simple: Should health care be a basic right or is it a privilege for those who can afford it?

It is a privilege for those who can afford it. Next question.

2 posted on 01/20/2010 10:39:12 AM PST by Recovering_Democrat
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To: prairiebreeze
we prefer to sit quietly with coffee in hand and read a reliable newspaper and try to figure out what's going on in the world.

Hey Garrison, people are reading newspapers less and less these days. It's 2010, buddy. Wake the f up.

3 posted on 01/20/2010 10:39:24 AM PST by library user
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To: prairiebreeze

He doesn’t like people very much.


4 posted on 01/20/2010 10:39:54 AM PST by kenavi (No legislation longer than the Constitution.)
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To: prairiebreeze

smoke your crack pipe some place else


5 posted on 01/20/2010 10:39:58 AM PST by Doogle (DID YOU FORGET...to send your FR donation?...YOU TOO LURKERS!)
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To: prairiebreeze

Garrison Keillor use to be kind of funny. About 25 years ago. When he was alive.


6 posted on 01/20/2010 10:40:07 AM PST by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: prairiebreeze; Timesink; martin_fierro; reformed_democrat; Loyalist; =Intervention=; PianoMan; ...
Garrison Keeler: The tea partiers are enjoying their day in the sun, but coffee is the beverage preferred by most Americans, and we don't have time to gang up and holler and wave our arms -- we prefer to sit quietly with coffee in hand and read a reliable newspaper and try to figure out what's going on in the world.

The Daily Worker, for instance, Comrade?!!!

If you don't read the MSM, the Left says you are uninformed. But if you DO read the MSM, you are MISINFORMED.

7 posted on 01/20/2010 10:40:16 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Keep on truckin', Senator Brown.)
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Hey Garrison - Too bad, so sad. It’s obvious that there are more Tea drinkers than so called Coffee drinkers at this point in time. And they are the most influential and becoming more so by the day.


8 posted on 01/20/2010 10:40:21 AM PST by marvlus
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-"The problem for Democrats right now is that nobody can explain health-care reform in plain English, 50 words or less."

Yes - I can: OBAMACARE = "Death Panels"

There! End of story!

9 posted on 01/20/2010 10:41:03 AM PST by LibFreeUSA
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Reid is the gentlest and most patient soul in the U.S. Senate

LOL!

10 posted on 01/20/2010 10:41:32 AM PST by NMEwithin
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None of the reliable news sources gave any creedence to the possiblity of an upset in this election and did not put together an exit polling coverage pool.

So much for what THEY know. Dumb&&&.


11 posted on 01/20/2010 10:41:32 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Keep on truckin', Senator Brown.)
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To: prairiebreeze

It’s the typical Garrison Keillor I’m-so-much-smarter-than-all-you-stupid-hicks-out-there drivel. He was never this arrogant when he was working his way up the ladder. What an ass he has become.


12 posted on 01/20/2010 10:41:35 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: prairiebreeze

I guess us yokels is jes too stoopid to unnerstan healthcare reform.

And that’s the news from Lake Backwoods.


13 posted on 01/20/2010 10:41:51 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: prairiebreeze
The tea partiers are enjoying their day in the sun, but coffee is the beverage preferred by most Americans, and we don't have time to gang up and holler and wave our arms -- we prefer to sit quietly with coffee in hand and read a reliable newspaper and try to figure out what's going on in the world.

Well I guess that would preclude the rag that this article was printed in.

14 posted on 01/20/2010 10:41:51 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 51 days away from outliving Jim Jones)
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To: prairiebreeze
we prefer to sit quietly with coffee in hand and read a reliable newspaper and try to figure out what's going on in the world.

Smug a-holes like G. Keilor make me laugh.

15 posted on 01/20/2010 10:42:00 AM PST by Argus (Goodbye Clowntown, Hello United States of America.)
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To: prairiebreeze

welfare creep


16 posted on 01/20/2010 10:42:20 AM PST by Oratam
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To: prairiebreeze

Keillor used to be funny....then he decided like a lot of the rest of the entertainment yahoos that because people pay to have a laugh we must want to know all about their political views.

Go sit in the corner GK with Streisand, Baldwin, Penn and the rest of those jerks who should just be counting their blessings....WHILE THEY CAN!


17 posted on 01/20/2010 10:43:13 AM PST by JimVT (Oh, the days of the Kerry dancing, Oh, the ring of the piper's tune)
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To: prairiebreeze

Screw that a-hole. I have had no use for him ever since his audience broke into cheers with the announcement that Reagan had passed away.


18 posted on 01/20/2010 10:43:26 AM PST by Marathoner (DNC: The TRUE Communist Party of America)
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To: prairiebreeze
we prefer to sit quietly with coffee in hand and read a reliable newspaper

One of the truly great humorists of our time.

19 posted on 01/20/2010 10:43:30 AM PST by doodad
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To: prairiebreeze
The reactions to this democrat defeat are hilarious. They are spinning like tops.
20 posted on 01/20/2010 10:43:35 AM PST by Cold Heat
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