Molicare are top of the line for adult briefs.
If ya gonna piss on him ya might as well be comfortable doing it.
Better yet how about doing it now.
Urinal cakes with his face on them, distrubuted in highly frequented lib unrine bowls.
You might oughta patent that idea. It could be big! You could even expand it to puppy pads or toddler toilet training targets. ;-p
Well only the best will do for me when I need to take a crap on Obama. Thanks for the advice.