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1 posted on 02/17/2010 10:57:01 PM PST by Steelfish
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To: Steelfish

Do they charge extra for that?


2 posted on 02/17/2010 10:59:22 PM PST by smokingfrog (You can't ignore your boss and expect to keep your job... www.filipthishouse2010.com)
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To: Steelfish; fieldmarshaldj; Perdogg; Clintonfatigued

There are any number of jokes one could make here.


3 posted on 02/17/2010 10:59:41 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: Steelfish

Gotta keep those special interests going, eh?


4 posted on 02/17/2010 11:00:35 PM PST by familyop (cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote.)
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To: Steelfish

Darn, if they give you a heart attack, they must be good. Maybe they yodel or something.

parsy, the curious


5 posted on 02/17/2010 11:02:34 PM PST by parsifal (Abatis: Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside)
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To: Steelfish

Maybe they could keep our congressmen from dying before 120. They should stay in Switzerland.


7 posted on 02/17/2010 11:04:50 PM PST by familyop (cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote.)
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To: Steelfish

What? No pictures?


8 posted on 02/17/2010 11:05:04 PM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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To: Steelfish
I am shocked, SHOCKED! to find there is shocking going on here!
10 posted on 02/17/2010 11:25:49 PM PST by Ken H (Debt free is the way to be)
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To: Steelfish

This is what we used to have in the old days

14 posted on 02/17/2010 11:52:05 PM PST by woofie
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To: Steelfish; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33; JoeProBono; Sarah-bot

Next trip to Switzerland I’m going to ask for the girl who has worn out her defib machine - and ordered another.


15 posted on 02/17/2010 11:55:32 PM PST by shibumi (Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
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To: Steelfish

>>>Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying

If they were actually good at their job, they’d only need their tongue.


17 posted on 02/17/2010 11:59:00 PM PST by tlb
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To: Steelfish

< nitpick>
Defibrilators do not “restart hearts” - if the heart’s in v. fib and you’re lucky, they shock it back into a normal sinus rhythm. Still might do some good if the pros get CPR training too.
< /nitpick>


18 posted on 02/18/2010 12:01:43 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
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To: Steelfish
An anodyne public health measure.

Perhaps they could hire Megan as a consultant.

19 posted on 02/18/2010 12:02:05 AM PST by cynwoody
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24 posted on 02/18/2010 12:22:07 AM PST by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: Steelfish

That will get a raise out of them...


29 posted on 02/18/2010 12:55:54 AM PST by njslim
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To: Steelfish
electric shop treatment
Oh, Mr Editor...cleanup on sentence 1!

No, I'm not the spelling police.
I'm the humor coordinator.

32 posted on 02/18/2010 2:28:11 AM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Steelfish
The owner of one sex club said: "Having customers die on us isn't exactly good publicity".
That depends on how you play it...
"Come to Sven's. You'll just die after you meet our very skilled ladies."
33 posted on 02/18/2010 2:33:26 AM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Steelfish; Slings and Arrows; Constitution Day; Las Vegas Dave
Pfft.

Back in my Single Days I used to take a defib with me to Vegas to keep the hookers from dying.

35 posted on 02/18/2010 3:58:26 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Steelfish

Pay in advance.


36 posted on 02/18/2010 5:43:36 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Steelfish
If they're smart, they'll get themselves a corporate sponsor:


38 posted on 02/18/2010 5:54:23 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Steelfish

“Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators In Brothels To Prevent Clients Dying”

The arrogance is astounding.


41 posted on 02/18/2010 7:05:44 AM PST by Grunthor (America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.)
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