[Slings and Arrows]

Back in my Single Days I used to take a defib with me to Vegas to keep the hookers from dying.

...of laughter.

[Titan Magroyne]

A propos of nothing, a friend once advised me that the way to prevent your boyfriend from sharing an intimate video is to clearly speak into the mic: “Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”