[Slings and Arrows]

A propos of nothing, a friend once advised me that the way to prevent your boyfriend from sharing an intimate video is to clearly speak into the mic: “Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”

That kind of thing can seriously strain a relationship.

[Clemenza]

“Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”

That type of comment will get you dropped off to fend for yourself in Newark at 3AM with no cell phone.

[BlueLancer]

“Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”

During testimony in one of our courts-martial years ago, a sexual assault victim was asked to describe her attacker's "genitals".

Her response: "It looked like a penis, only smaller."

The only time that I've heard an entire courtroom erupt in laughter .. including the defense counsel .. without the judge going ballistic.

A true classic in military justice.