[Roccus]

Mayor to Zer0;

Go away! I’m too busy!!!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

“Slow learner.” ;-)

[mosaicwolf]

I think he should at least greet him at the airport, get the bow from Obama, then say he has other pressing issues.

[reagan_fanatic]

Barack: "Ummm - whatcha doin'?"
Mayor: "Why are you calling me?"
Barack: "Ummm - I dunno."
Mayor: "Is there something I can do for you, Mr. President?"
Barack: "Ummm - wanna walk around the mall for a while?"
Mayor: "No, I do not. Is that it?"
Barack: "Ummm - whatcha doin'?"

[maine yankee]

Mayor; I used to represent the real MOB. Do you think you scare me.

Obama; If I apologize, can you get me a comp at Ceasar’s ?

Mayor; You talkin’ to me ?

Obama; How about circus,circus ? The girls are driven’ me crazy.

Mayor; Fugetta’ ‘bout it.

Obama; What say you and me have a beer over at ‘Carzy Horse II and talk about this ?

Mayor; Gedda oudda’ heer

[Hypo]

Goodman: “this is the 2nd time you’ve done this, are you daft?”

barack: “let me look that up, you’re not getting fresh with me, are you?”

Goodman: “no, I’m calling you a slow learner”

barack: “so I am daft. Can I still count on your support in 2012?”

Goodman after hanging up: “Mary, get Dick Cheney on the phone. I want to order whatever he has left in those “Miss me yet” billboards.