Waiter there are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them! Look away, just look away, keep your eyes that way! You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you can't even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!
“Curly finds a clam in his soup....”
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And as a sign of our declining civilization, you will notice that Curly did BATTLE with the clam, as opposed to descending into victimhood.
“Curly finds a clam in his soup....”
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