Posted on 03/01/2010 2:41:20 PM PST by Evil Slayer
"Mullah Nancy bin Pelosi is convincing Democrats to blow themselves up for health care. The only thing she can't do is promise them 72 virgins."
"Pelosi just said that the bill can be bipartisan even though the votes might not be bipartisan. Are we live? Are we actually on the air, or am I dreaming?"
"Algore had a piece in the New York Times yesterday which I might dissect, but I don't know… It really is painful to expose one's self to such psychological frailty."
"Did you guys hear what Obama said after the Chile earthquake? He said we can't control Mother Nature. 'Ah, things happen. We can't control Mother Nature. Except when it comes to my global warming policies.'"
"The American people do not want to eat dog food! This is not North Korea!"
"I cannot, no matter how persuasive or talented, properly convey to you how badly the Democrats want this socialized health care bill. I mean, they are willing to lose their majorities in order to get this, and if looked at in that light, you have to take this very seriously."
"Nancy Pelosi said that Rangel's corruption didn't jeopardize the country, so it's okay. Do these people not get how screwed they are going to be come November?"
"Snerdley said, 'I limit calls praising you to no more than ten an hour. Any more than that and I think people get tired of it.' I said, 'That's a pretty good judgment on your part.'"
"These college kids have been so brainwashed that you just have to ridicule them and shame them. Well, that's what I do with the liberals that call in here."
"It's important to love what you do. I've heard pole dancers say that as well. It's true of every profession."
Maybe she just promised not to tell about the ones they've already had.
Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered
Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.
The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
LOL! Too funny.
This evening laugh at 3.
Kudos!
Leni
HEH——GOOD ONE.
Ping!
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