[mlocher]

In early February, Steven Duckett, 25, was found shot to death in an SUV in the drive-in lane of the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Taylor Street.

The Colonel hates it when you give him a hundred dollar bill for a $2.89 chicken sandwich and want change.

[mylife]

You know what the Colonel does with the chicken butts?

He sells them to McDonald.

So if you bite into a burger and it goes FRrrrpphtt....

You know you got one of the colones asses..