[Sax]

We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it

This always makes me chuckle in a sick feeling sort of way. It's like the cereal boxes when you were a kid saying "Prize inside!"

Apparently, we just got cat crap in ours.

[pissant]

Cat crap would be a vast improvement

[Theodore R.]

But they don’t make the American people, tens of millions of them, chuckle. These people are seriously waiting for the “checks in the mail”.