[Buckeye McFrog]

If the government would just stop the big tax on imported sugar, we could have healther sugar in our Coke and Pepsi.

But other scientists have shown that liver scarring is actually good for you. So Drink Up, America! This message is brought to you by Nebraska Corn Farmers for Ben Nelson, the same fine folks who help bring you Energy Independence by forcing lots of gasket-destroying Ethanol into every fill-up.

[WVKayaker]

I buy Cokes from Mexico at the Costco in Winchester. $18 a case (24) and in 12 oz. bottles. Mmmmmm sugar!

[Gondring]

But other scientists have shown that liver scarring is actually good for you. So Drink Up, America! This message is brought to you by Nebraska Corn Farmers for Ben Nelson, the same fine folks who help bring you Energy Independence by forcing lots of gasket-destroying Ethanol into every fill-up.

BTTT!