How McCain Stole Arizona
She stared at the old senator and said, "Mr. Maverick, why,
"Why are you risking our Freedom? WHY?"
But, you know, that old McCain was so smart and so slick He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little voter," the fake Conservative lied, "There's Arizona who won't go to the other side. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, in D.C."
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
I’d say you might want to expend your energies on Boxer rather than McCain