The Potty Parity Act, a bill to even out toilets at men's and ladies' rooms

Washington Post ^ | May 13, 2010 | Joe Davidson

[Judith Anne]

So THAT’s why that one was so amazingly clean!

[TNdandelion]

lol Now, I’m lucky if I can go to the bathroom by myself without mini-me #1 and mini-me #2 needing to go, too. Husband lucked out not having boys to haul around to the potty everywhere. ;)

[DontTreadOnMe2009]

No More Plasma TVs and Couches in the Ladies Rooms Only !!!!!!!!!!!!!

We demand parity or you’ll never have any peace !!!

[Judith Anne]

We DO train them young, don’t we? ;-D

[paul51]

congress now regulating the number of potties we have. We are so pathetic.

[LadyDoc]

actually, women require more time in the restroom than men...

I can summarize it in one word: Menstruation.

If you want details, ask your wife.

[Chunga]

If you want details, ask your wife.

Well, maybe.

[Republic of Texas]

$14 freakin’ TRILLION in debt and this is what passes for government now. We are screwed.

[Jeff Chandler]

So THAT’s why that one was so amazingly clean!

I was quite diligent.

That job was a real eye-opener. I learned that women didn't repect property any better than men. The ladies rooms got as dirty as the mens rooms.

But thanks to me, the Skippy peanut butter factory restrooms were clean and sanitary.

BTW, I LOVED when they ran production. The smell of fresh roasted peanuts filled the air.

[dalereed]

Pur signs on the trees outside the buildings: WOMEN PEE HERE!

[VeniVidiVici]

Here you go, ladies.

[Political Junkie Too]

We women go to the ladies’ together for mysterious reasons that we never share.

Did you ever see the SNL skit from the early years where the women (Gilda, Laraine, and Jane) are on a couples date with the men, and one needs to go to the "ladies room" and the rest join them, and when they enter the "ladies room" it's a palatial spa with massages, steam rooms, facials, manicures, etc?

-PJ

[Surtur]

There is already a device called the Go Girl Female Urination Device,

[Clint Williams]

The problem is too many federal employees, Fire half of them and no lines.

Reinstitute decimation.

[Cheburashka]

Well they need to learn how to go in, do their business and get out so someone else has a chance! And what's up with one going and every girl at the table going with her? I mean, the process does not involve collaboration, does it?

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Buddy system - in case one falls in.

Actually its because they spend three quarters of the time in there talking about Womankind's two favorite topics.

1) All men are beasts.

2) How to get a man.

[wildbill]

Whooa! I thought we were in the new idlyic era of everything being even-steven between genders. no favoritism!

Why there are even instances of women using the men’s room facilities.

So I vote for parity—meaning exactly the same number of facilities in both toilets. If it means some women will have to stand in line because the bathroom is full of women fixing their hair and makeup, tough t-—y.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Man up, it works for the State Department...

[TXnMA]

Brings to mind an old (1940s or earlier) cartoon, which depicts a Sailor and a WAVE standing at side-by side urinals. The WAVE is saying, "Handy gadget you have there, Sailor!".

The sexes are not "equal". Never have been. Never will be. Humans (no matter how liberal) can never make it so.